Oh Yeah! It's Koolaid man!
He's been crashing through fences and walls for decades, giving his sugary drink to thirsty kids everywhere
One of the more honest product mascots, this very large and round character represents your future if you drink too much of that stuff. Nevertheless, he's loved by millions worldwide. He's known for being fun, inexpensive, and the highlight of any party, including a real killer party in South America a few decades ago.
Fun Fact: the drink used at Jonestown was actually Flavor-Aid, but few people in America know what that is, so they used the Koolaid name instead, because "Don't drink the Flavor-Aid" just doesn't have the same easy flow as "Don't Drink the Koolaid."
Get your Koolaid man today and make it into a decorative piece, a keychain, or a lifsize version if you can.