💥 Unleash the Fury! The Furious Maniac Pro Membership
⚡ Quick Access to Chaos & Cash:
- 2 Monthly Downloads: Grab 2 files (new releases or back catalog gems).
- 1 Rollover Download: Grab 1 file, save one for next month.
- Full Merchant Rights: Print and sell our models for profit.
- Bonus Bargains: 16% off individual marketplace sales.
- The Angry Monday Asylum: Private community access.
Stop thinking. Start printing! Join the asylum and turn our beautiful, slightly deranged 3D designs into cold, hard cash. Your printing business is about to get a whole lot more furious.
📝 The Golden Ticket (A.K.A. Commercial Rights)
You've got the printer, we've got the blueprints for mayhem. Your active membership is your all-access pass to the cash factory:
Unlimited Print-Slinging: We don't care how many you sell! Print and flog unlimited physical copies of any model in the Angry Monday vault.
Retail Recklessness: Sell 'em online, ambush people at craft fairs, or even force your local comic shop to carry them. The world is your retail oyster (we recommend selling them slightly cheaper than pearls, though).
🚫 The Ten Commandments (Or, Why We Don't Throw Things)
Look, we're maniacs, not idiots. There are just two little rules to keep the fun rolling:
Hands Off the Files! If we catch you sharing or reselling the digital STL files, we will send a tiny, plastic gremlin to eat your filament. Physical prints only!
Stay Subscribed, Stay Licensed: Your superpower (the commercial license) only works while your subscription is active and you're behaving yourself. Cancel the sub, and the money-making magic stops. Simple!
💬 The Secret Lair (Your Maniacal Perk)
The Angry Monday Asylum: Get the secret link to our private Discord. This is where the magic happens! Vote on which model we unleash next, glimpse upcoming model previews, get instant printing help from fellow maniacs, and generally hang out with people who get your obsession with plastic.
Bonus Bargains: Snag an extra 10% off any individual model purchase in the Angry Monday marketplace (for those files you just can't wait for)!
💖 A Love Letter from the Asylum
Seriously, though, every sub is an adrenaline shot straight to the cold heart of Angry Monday. Thank you for supporting the art! Your commitment keeps the designs coming—crazier, cooler, and more profitable than ever.