I'm pro life, and I don't think women should be having abortions, so I invented the Guillotine of Life. With the Guillotine of Life, 3 seconds, and a way to stop the bleeding, I can give myself basically a 99.99% chance of never contributing to a pregnancy, that could possibly get aborted. #ProLife #ProtectClumpsOfCells #3DPrintingForGod #Jesus #SaveTheChildren #ThatOneMovieWithTheDudeWhoPlayedJesusAndIsAllLikeQAnonNow