So for everyone following cable-gate with Nvidia and the melting 4090 16 pin cable adapters, this is for you. Apparently, allowing the cable to bend prior to the 35mm mark can cause your $1600+ card to melt... This will make sure the cable stays in the appropriate position even when smushing your case panel back on.

Intended mostly as a joke, but right now it honestly may not be the worst thing in the world.