The best way to spread Christmas cheer is disturbing re-interpretations of odd traditions! (eh, to each their own, I guess)
I didn't like the idea of kissing beneath a toad. And honestly, adding a toe warhead to a missile was much less disturbing than adding missile fins to a toe, to me.
The toe should friction-fit (and maybe a bit toit) to the missile, and if you print them in appropriate color filaments, your sweetie will refuse to kiss you beneath it, just like mine.
Missile can be printed at whatever low-res you like. I used a .2mm layer height and 10% infill. Toe was printed at .2mm and 50% infill just to add weight to make it balance when hanging. 10% would work too, not sure how it'd affect the balance.
Both were printed with a brim and no supports.
filaments pictured are: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D29Y5VJ and https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07V4QQC5S
If you got a giggle out of this oddity, drop a comment and say so. And take a holiday greeting of your choice: Happy Hanukkah, Magnificent Festivus, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Geez it's cold out there eh?
disclaimer: To be completely honest... I found both the toe and the missile elsewhere, and honestly don't remember where. But if you're the one who made the toe or the missile I modified here, thank you. They were fantastic. Mostly. I had to mod the missile because your dang fins were poorly attached. And now I'm combining both here for glorious effect.
Don't print this and sell it. Print it and give it away. It's Christmas, dammit.