Hand Shaped USB Hub

Can you really call a USB drive a thumb drive, if it doesn't plug into a hand?

3D scanned from my own hand, each finger is a USB drive with a functional USB hub running through the back of the hand like tendons.

Design is support free and parts can be sourced from Amazon

USB Drives https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DFGQLZC?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

USB Hub 4 port splitter https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08B3LFBQH?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details