I had never before used Blender but I decided to try using it for this really unique project. I struggled through different designs and things (as I literally didn't even have Blender installed) but I eventually worked it out. I made the leg hairy and added stringing to imitate the tassels on the original lamp shade. I hope this will make the leg lamp a little less sexy and pull Ralphie's mind out of the gutter. All credit for the original design that I remixed goes to dantoth on Thingiverse. Link to original design here here: