Listen up, you soft-bellied shiners. You can ignore most Omens if you've got enough grit in your sandwich, but a Vørjkyll? You don't ignore that. It feels like a cold 'ole in your own 'ead, howlin' without makin' a sound.

When you see black cables thick as a man's waist pumpin' Juice into a skull crown'd in Titan-horn, stop lookin' for loot and start lookin' for an exit. These beasts are overcooked, seared-in-a-5-shift-grease-pan by The Sink itself. If you’re lucky enough to drop one, the payday’s double - assuming you’re still in one piece to spend it.

STL file for the Beast Omen Vørjkyll Miniature from The Eightpints quest and skirmish tabletop wargame.

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