Santa Cop & Fir Tree

🎵 "The Riot Cop is Coming to Town" 🎵

He’s making a list, and he’s beating you twice, Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice, The Riot Cop is coming to town.

He sees you when you’re looting, He knows if you protest, He doesn’t care if you’re asleep, You’re guilty like the rest!

So you better not march, you better not shout, You better comply, I’m warning you now, The Riot Cop is coming to town.

With tear gas and batons, And a shield in his hand, He’s spreading Christmas spirit By enforcing the man.

You’re under arrest, for spreading good cheer, Because joy is suspicious this time of year, The Riot Cop is coming to town!