A spinning top that looks like a Christmas tree… if that tree crash-landed from another dimension, survived a ritual, and decided to test your sanity.

Patience Pine isn’t a toy — it’s an alien-zen ADHD killer disguised as a cute spiral pine.

Balancing it on its narrow tip takes focus. Spinning it takes power. Removing the supports? That’s the part where your mind either ascends… or snaps. Choose wisely.

Features • Alien-tree design — a spiral pine with subtle extraterrestrial vibes. • Balance challenge — stands on its 2 mm tip if you approach it with actual patience. • Heavy spin mass — around 20 g, so it needs a strong launch but rewards you with long, stable rotation. • Rebound capable — the wide bottom disk can handle a few soft bounces during a strong spin. • Anti-stress effect — the process of removing supports is basically therapy by combat. • Support-hell included — mastering the prep is part of the experience.

Print settings Material • PLA, PETG — whatever fits your setup. Layer Height • 0.1–0.2 mm depending on how visible you want the lines and how long you’re willing to print. Infill • Concentric only — anything else risks creating a falling top. Supports • Tree Organic • XY distance: 2 mm • Enable ironing on the support interface if your slicer allows it. Perimeters • Sides: 2 • Top: 2 • Bottom: 3 for stability